“Dissent From Liberalism-
An Ode To Our Misguided Liberal Friends”
An Ode to Liberals Is now past due, They claim they’re the majority, And the Right are the few. Their distortions and lies Plaster our views With a media-blitzed cloak Of flocculent pooh. “They stole the election” Their mantras rant While their own miss-counters Stuffed chads in their pants And demanded recounts In three crooked Democrat counties. “Let every vote count” They high-handedly pushed, Unless it was overseas military Voting for Bush. “You have no compassion” They rave with conviction While buying votes with free money Is their true predilection. They revel in power, Have a God complex, but don’t mock it, Because they satisfy their ego trip With their hands in your pocket. “America is an Empire” They accuse with aplomb, And yet turn a blind eye To the enemies of freedom Then before you can say ‘cool’ They turn tail and run And stab those in the back Who voluntarily shield and defend- Such is this Ode To our misguided friends. It’s true: some self-critique Is healthy and productive, But their U.S.A. bashing Is blind and compulsive. They are cynical at best, They see no true-hearted, Because their own ranks are filled With the book burning black-hearted. Liberals call themselves ‘progressive’ Thought they’ve turned the wrong way, They have really regressed Back to caveman days Before Ancient wisdom was writ And wisdom held sway; But ancient wisdom is lost On our Liberals today. They rewrite history To support their childish views, Which have no basis in fact, Common sense, and are half-truths, It’s just a juvenile rebellion Against Generation-WW2. Our liberal’s failed economic sanctions Killed half a million babies, Will they admit this? Not these Lords and Ladies, They instead march smugly with placards Accusing Bush of war crimes, And ignore their hypocritical reflections In the windows they smash As they shout “peace” and pass by. Iraqi casualties under Bush Numbered 5-10 thousand- Do your math, which is larger, This or 500,000? And ask yourself this, As you’re pondering the above: Which course of action Got the job done? The few thousand killed in the war Were by cowardly Militant Muslims Who use them as shields in battle And in their sneak attacking, Our liberal friends wring their hands And blame Bush for the lacking, Afraid to blame the real criminals While on unreality Cowardly and blindly snacking. The Liberally biased Media’s Hypocritical flags fly high, They read the names of the war dead But not 9/11. Why? With such unbalanced fare The terrorists are encouraged, And more innocents die. Our liberal friends have a blind aversion To using military force, but no matter, Bush’s saved another 500,000 Iraqi children From their blind sanctions slaughter. And to think our lib’s want to return To their unfeeling and deadly method- Their failed foreign policy blunder Which achieves no objectives. The U.N. traded oil for palaces, (and suicide bomber money) While our Liberals pushed forward For U.S. paralysis. Bush got the Monkey Off of Iraq’s back, A progressively twisted monkey With Saddam’s sons out of whack, Who were lined up to inherit the throne To an even more twisted Iraq, European-bestowed Arab tyrannies Have been at the core Of the creation of terrorists And their ill-aimed attacks. 9/11? A call for help, And Bush answered that day; But our Liberal friends give terrorists
excuses To continue their ways- As militant mullahs continue To teach ignorance and hate, And mafia mullahs continue To peddle in influence and death. Our misguided liberals Sport failed arguments of yore, They still shop for their mindset At mixed-up 60’s stores: ‘Make love, not war’ Yet war is still around, As for free love, AIDS and orphans abound. Our liberal friends to this day fail to
realize Peace is not a unilateral high, They march with peace signs, But it’s easy to see why- It makes them feel big To only bash the big guy- With dozens of wars raging on the planet And more stewing in the pan, Who do liberals single out and pick on? You guessed it- Uncle Sam! Such self-destruction Has not gone unnoticed, Bush’s reelection Has given this movement its Notice. In art, Liberals make their sacrifices At the alters of the weird, Such as a cross in a urine bottle; “It is art” we are steered. Our Liberal friends fund it To make a historic splash, What they don’t consider Is that its just Sodom and Gomorrah rehash. With our Liberal friends There is no right and wrong, ‘Good is bad, bad is good’
Are the lyrics of their songs. It’s too bad the liberal art world Is so fucked up and obscene, There are many good artists Who walked away from the liberal art scene And are now clerks and secretaries, Beat down and put out, but still clean. Their figurehead ClintonInterviewed on NPR, Being surmised Of his book Closely titled “My Lies” Weakly whines, “It’s not fair to judge a person (him) By one act (Lewinsky)… unless it’s a
crime…” And a long, awkward pause As his foot from his mouth he unwinds; But the very next moment Spouts this liberal hotshot, And I quote, “You say what you have to say, Whether it’s true or not.” And interesting to witness The shocking silence again As the leftwing interviewer Gives this liberal mascot fresh air As once again his foot From his mouth he unsnares; Now with great effort The interviewer restrained From the pounce- Can Wolfowitz boast Such blind, deferential adulation From the same interesting But lefty host? Not an ounce. So take care and breathe a critical breath On what you hear, see, and read From our liberal left friends It’s your
(and their own) destruction they seek. Come back next week, This Ode will double in length- Because when it comes to our Liberal
friends There is always fresh stink. wbiro |