My favorite singer is Tiny Tim
In his high falsetto,
His tiptoeing through the tulips
Stretched me views beyond the narrow.
My favorite food is crackers because
When I grasp them they always crumble,
It’s like the dreams I cannot reach
And reminds me to be humble.
My favorite drink is water
Because it's crystal clear,
And when I'm looking through it
I can see the one I hold most dear.
My favorite color is the color pink
Though I'm a brawny guy-
And unless you want some unplanned pain
Don't give me a smart
The movie I can sit and see
Time and time and again
I haven't seen completely yet
So it will never end!
My favorite hour of the day
Is sunny 12 P.M.
It's as far from the day's beginning
As it too is from the end.
The class I most dislike in school
Is second period history,
I love the past brought back to life
But the girl behind me’s beastie.
The place I'd like to live today
Is with you on the moon,
We'd open a drive-through restaurant chain,
We'd be it's first tycoons!
The expression I keep repeating ‘oft
Does make me pine and sigh and weep,
The words 'I Love You' leave my lips;
brave them only in my
When I grow up and graduate
I'll engage in enterprise,
Any other course of course
Would be just plain unwise.
If I could change a part of me
It'd be my tiny brain,
So I could think of larger things
On vast unknown planes.
I take my leave from this questionnaire
Giving every query its due,
I hope you know me better now,
reading yours, I you.
And though I'm done with all of this
And just because I said it,
Come back tomorrow and read again-
I'm not done with the edit!