What I Hate About Bush- From the Far Far Right

Bush is a jerk-
He should've rolled over
The entire Middle East already!
What's he pussy-footing around for?
There's 22 tyrannies left to clobber!

He doesn't respond
To all the weenie liberal cry-babies-
Which makes them think they actually have a point!
Very Aggravating!
I just don't understand it!

What is it with the witless wonders in the White House-
So silent-
Some kind of tradition?
And all they had to do back in the 60's was respond to the airhead hippies
And the Vietnam War would have been won- in a year!

What a dumb debater!
And to think an oaf like Kerry
Representing a loonie-bin Democratic Party
Beat him 3 times in a row!
Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze!

Makes me want to crumple Bush up like a wad of paper
And throw him in the waste basket
With Ted Kennedy and Michael Moore!

Iraq? What a mess!
Just leave and let the next tyrants take over
So we can go back and bomb it again!
How's our military-industrial complex supposed to turn a profit??

The trees- there's too many trees around here-
Hurry up and pass those logging reforms!
And bring back the DDT-
These malaria-carrying mosquitoes
Are killing me!

And I'm freezing my buns off-
Can't you speed global warming up a bit???!!!
Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze!






And a small, insignificant minor request-
I don't have electricity, running water,
Education, Health, Nutrition,
And have a crummy job that contributes nothing to mankind
And I live on less than $700/year
In a third-world nation...

So pleeeeeeease- Tell the World Bank
To invest in my neck of the woods
And bring some development!
I could use some Capitalism here!

Don't listen to those Environmental Marxists!

They're killing us poor here by the millions!
I have three words for you-
Develop develop develop! Bring some here!
Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze!

I dreeeeeeam of bright lights and discotheques
While I sit in my dark squalor and eat diseased
Spoiled food (back-to-nature = no development = no electricity = no refrigeration = spoiled food = disease and starvation, connect?)
in my over-crowded corrugated shack
Surrounded by my completly ignorance, jobless,
Aimless, and ultimately militant-controlled young friends-
Such a tragedy-
With no sewage treatment plants around,
While living off of foreign handouts
From those stupid Western Liberals
Making themselves feel good-
Which does nothing for my situation
Or self-esteem!
Thaaaaaaaaaank Youuuuuuuuuuuu!

And hurry up and get these Third World Mafia-style Tyrants off my back
So I can enjoy the fruits of my labor!
Pleeeeeeeeeeeeease!
 
And pleeeeeeeease
Before your loony liberal friends kill millions more of us
With economic sanctions
While our tyrants whoop it up in their palaces-
Don't let them punish us!
Punish the tyrants!
Is that too complicated?
Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze!

And finally,
Let your loony liberal friends flagellate themselves
Out of guilt for being born in an advanced society-
Let them be self-destructive and give it all away
While they search for Nirvana
While high as a kite-
I'll take their unwanted worldly possessions!
Thaaaaaaank Youuuuuuuuu!
Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze!




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